Wherein His Majesty Vragul, King of Town Hall, etc., performs a traditional Cave Orc Marching Tune.

Music, Performance, and Engineering by Cian Quattrin

Lyrics by Rudraigh Quattrin

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OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

ORC FOOT ALSO MADE OF BONE

’CAUSE THAT WHAT WHAT MAKE YOU STAND UP!

BUUUUUUUT

SOME THING THAT LIVE DEEP IN CAVE

OR WAY DEEP DOWN ON SEA FLOOR

HAVE THING CALLED EXOSKELETON!

ME NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEAN!

FUNNY HAT USE THAT WORD ONCE,

BUT ORC JUST CALL IT CRAB SKIN!

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OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

BUUUUUUUT

ORC FOOT ALSO HAVE TEN-DON,

THEM ALSO MAKE YOU STAND UP!

ACHILLES TENDON, BACK ON FOOT,

IT NAMED FOR LONG DEAD HUUU-MON!

THEM EASIER FOR CUT THAN BONE,

SO HACK THEM AND ORC FALL DOWN!

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OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

BUUUUUUUT

NAIL ALSO GROW ON FOOT,

SO FOOT ALSO MADE OF THAT!

ME NOT KNOW WHAT NAIL DO,

BUT IT SURE HURT WHEN PULL OFF!

SOME THING HAVE SHARP CLAW INSTEAD

BUT ORC JUST HAVE DUMB NAIL!

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OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!