Howdy, y'all!!! I know it's been a while, and we're technically still on hiatus while we finish recording season 2, but we felt like we should reward your patience and put something out, so we hereby offer our review of the new Dallas Jenkins film The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, based on the classic book by Barbara Robinson. We give our general thoughts on the film (no segments this time), and then...BONUS! Mom and I count down our top 5 favorite films of ALL TIME. Both lists are very different, of course. So you get a lot of movie talk in a short amount of time here. Anyway, like I said, new episodes are coming. Eventually. Soon. At some point. In the future. Have a happy Thanksgiving.

Cover art by Lyla Ronquillo.

Theme song by Daniel Everson.