I almost titled this podcast "Seagull Weapon", but you'll just have to listen to our People Behaving Badly segment to see what I mean. Anyway, it turns out that everyone's favorite pest, ants, are capable of sniffing out cancer, much like our best friends (dogs, duh). Our buddy Avery Moore guest visited today, where she commented on what it might be like to have ants run all over one of your boobs when you're getting checked for cancerous lumps. Listen to our Weird or Wired segment to hear more about these ants, and a little bit about some booby. 

Avery Moore is a renowned comedian from the local comedy scene here in Austin, and in this episode she shares her thoughts on how to safely navigate SXSW if you're a tourist and even gives extra tips for how to please your bartender. She is, after all, a bartender for her, well, not her "day" job. You know what I mean. Comedian and bartender extraordinaire!

We also have our producer compete against her again in a quick commercial-writing segment where Avery and Spenny must write two 30-second live ads for Austin businesses. Who will win? And who will take a shot to the butt from CJ's pellet gun? 

There's a ton more fun to be had in this episode of Just Matt & CJ. All you gotta do is give it a listen. 

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