This week, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by launching the Wheel of Nonsense and talking dirty about U.S. presidents. You’ll get spicy food orgasms, surprise erections, suspicious kittens, and a whole lot of uncomfortable laughs.

Also in this episode:

• Benjamin Franklin’s sexcapades

• Cobra Kai’s Martin Kove banned for biting a castmate

• Game show prize tax scams (Rice-A-Roni, anyone?)

• Alien objects and Elvis sandwich trivia

• CBD edibles gone horribly wrong

• The ongoing curse of dying at 99

Warning: NSFW language, dark humor, and serious nonsense.