In chapter three of Country Proud, we finally meet Eli's dog, hear about the no-goods in Painted Pony Creek, and talk a lot - like a lot, A LOT - about penises, big dick energy, and sweatpants. It's a Harlequin novel people...everyone's thinking it, we are just saying it out loud. Cheers!

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