Beee PreeepaaaaaarrreDuh as we hop to chapters 9-12! Did you think you’d have to brew some polyjuice potion to get information on the Chamber of Secrets? Nah fam, just ask Professor McGonagall. Dumbledaddy’s love for lilac and hot chocolate blinds him to everything from Lockhart’s lack of qualifications to “that’s been tampered with, that has!” rogue bludgers. Colin Creevey visits Harry in the hospital with grapes in tow. Why grapes? There’d be no way of knowing. Let us taaaaaaawwalk to you about it all!