Simply splendid to see you old boy! We’re glad you made it back, as we Quirrel over the first 4 chapters of HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Collywobbles! The Weasleys blow 700 galleons on a month long excursion to Egypt? We don’t buy it. We can’t, because the Weasleys already did. We find out Scabbers has fallen ill and lacks a connection to one of his toes. Harry gets a visit from pure-bread booze hound, Aunt Marge. Mikala wonders if mass murderers escaping from jail are actually a Sirius cause for concern? Hermione is no basic white witch and neither is Mikala as we uncover deep similarities between the two of them. You know what? Bathilda Bagshot. Join us!