We go deep on Charlotte Mason style homeschooling with a short bio of Charlotte Mason, Glass's argument, the three "educational instruments", Glass's definition of the classical tradition, the idea of "synthetic knowledge", teaching virtue, the need for people to earn a living, twaddle, the love language of infodumps, homeschooling as an exercise in Historical Cosplay, neurodiversity and the CM method, "majoring in the minors", renounce homeschool policing, and last but not least, make recommendations for a wide variety of "modern" CM homeschooling sites.