Prepare yourselves... For something so foul it sends zombies back into the ground, vampires back to their coffins, and Frankensteins back to their labs. This. Is. Mistletoe. Farm. Easily the worst film we've ever reviewed/seen. Seriously, we dare you... we DARE you to watch this abomination. It ruined films for the both of us and now we only watch flick books and them zoetrope things at the Media Museum in Bradford. We thing it might be a bit like the ring in that we're gonna get done in by a lass from out of a telly if you don't watch it and pass on the curse. Awful, awful business. 

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