In this episode we dive back into the madness that is the Christian Bible and fart gag our way through the second chapter of the Book of Revelation. 

John of Patmos is having a psychological breakdown/writing a letter to seven churches in modern day Turkey, claiming this letter may be in John’s handwriting but the content comes directly from the mouth of the lord Jesus Christ himself.

John will explain to the church of Ephesus just how much the ultimate creator god of the entire universe is upset about a wife swapping cult of Nicolaitanes. 

John explains quantum physics to the church in Smyrna and proves once and for all Jesus is Schrodinger’s Cat.

John doxes Satan’s home in Pergamon.

And among the church in Thyatira, we finally meet, Jezebel! And she does not disappoint. She repented not!

Is this book prophecy of a future still to come?

Is this book a coded message of rebellion for the early Chri$tian freedom fighters in their struggle with the Roman Empire?

Is this book xenophobic propaganda to stop Hellenising?

Who cares? It’s got Hell, Armageddon, Antipas, the brazen bull, Zeus, Balaam, Balac, the children of Israel, Canaanites, angels, a talking donkey, fornication, Motorhead and Lemmy!

Grab your popcorn people. John is just getting started.

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