Hour 1

Karl-Anthony Towns was mocked at the ESPYs, a moment Boomer recalls Norm Macdonald’s 1998 monologue where Boomer was mentioned, and Shane Gillis paid tribute to Macdonald. Boomer questions KAT's drive, while Gio hopes this fuels him. Jerry then plays audio of the KAT joke, discussing other Gillis jokes. Also, a leaked video suggests Francisco Lindor will be named Mets captain. Ketel Marte's home was robbed, and Von Miller and Bradley Beal signed with new teams. Finally, Boomer and Gio discussed the British Open and their golf outing.

Hour 2

Boomer and Gio discuss the leaked video suggesting Francisco Lindor will be named Mets captain, agreeing it feels earned. They reminisce about David Wright and hope Lindor inspires teammates like Aaron Judge does for the Yankees. They also touch on cell phone use at urinals, the Jets' young leaders, ESPY hosts, Shane Gillis's Trump jokes, Chris Russo's airport incident, the Giants' NFC East competition with Von Miller joining the Commanders, Arch Manning's college plans, Mike McDaniel's hot seat, and the Patriots' progress.

Hour 3

Boomer and Gio discuss the weather and British Open. They then cover sports media news, including Dave Portnoy and FOX Sports rumors, and Sal Licata's joke about Craig Carton's WFAN return. Brandon Tierney's alleged ejection sparks a debate on umpire criticism, with callers siding with ejections for over-the-top parents. Jerry returns with updates, and they discuss his elbow injury while golfing, and callers offer tips for sweaty hands and "swamp ass." Jerry plays jokes from Shane Gillas about Juan Soto, Maxx Crosby, and Aaron Rodgers. Snakes on the golf course are also discussed. A caller from the BT game confirms BT's ejection was warranted, providing details Gio wanted to hear.

Hour 4

Boomer and Gio discuss widespread jokes about KAT's sexuality, including one by Shane Gillis at the ESPYs, hoping it motivates KAT. Jerry's final update includes Pat Beverley addressing "zesty" comments about KAT and the best Gillis jokes. Joe Benigno's college reunion approach, Virtual BT's caller response, and rodent problems round out the show.