On this week’s episode, El Kaiser and J.D. wade into the river of recent news about artificial intelligence — while stopping to pour one out for the soon-to-be-discontinued AOL dial-up modem service. Hear it all (and more) with one click of the Play button for PTJ 384!

• Alexa Got an A.I. Brain Transplant. How Smart Is It Now? (The New York Times)

• OpenAI Brings Back Fan-Favorite GPT-4o After a Massive User Revolt (Gizmodo)

• GPT-5: Overdue, overhyped and underwhelming. And that’s not the worst of it. (Gary Marcus Substack)

• Apple App Intents Voice Control Feature for Siri, Apps; iOS 26 Release Timing (Bloomberg)

• Apple’s new Siri may allow users to operate apps just using voice (TechCrunch) 

• Computer Science Grads Struggle to Find Jobs in the A.I. Age (The New York Times)

• Inside the Multimillion-Dollar Gray Market for Video Game Cheats (Wired)

• Reddit will block the Internet Archive (The Verge)

• End of an era: AOL to discontinue its dial-up internet service after 30 years (The Guardian)