We talk about: Kara poorly singing early 1D cuts, the inability to be a hype man, Bruno Mars’ real name, meta pinky ring jokes, nicknames for Kara’s sister, tall man energy, elementary school planet jokes, tiny rockets, Inglewood’s finest shoes, the definition of “power f*ck,” a dramatic reading of 24k Magic, Delilah on the radio, a PSA about cocaine, Ashley is deeply sacrilegious, Brendon Urie’s vocal range, the burden of technology, the excellent service Sweetwater provides, and Kara not holding her alcohol.