Mercury returns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion.  Jon checks up on her criminal record.  Jon and Mercury discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what?  Mercury has more car problems.   Lantz bestows upon our ears the light and the glory that is David Lee Roth's vocal stylings, sans guitar.  Everyone is real tired, and Jon happens upon the magic that is online soundboards.  Forgive him... please.