This week, the lads slop on Cloudflare and Stripe's agent baby, Github's continual f**kery, and Vercel's speed run towards the security cliff.

00:00 Cold open

00:47 Intro

02:23 What's on the show today

03:35 Cloudflare & Stripe give keys to the kids

09:56 Vercel gets bit in the ass

16:51 Github is still f***ed

30:45 Outro

Cloudflare & Stripe: https://www.infoworld.com/article/4165857/are-we-ready-to-give-ai-agents-the-keys-to-the-cloud-cloudflare-thinks-so.html

The Vercel Incident

• Overview: https://pushsecurity.com/blog/unpacking-the-vercel-breach
• Vercel post-mortem: https://vercel.com/kb/bulletin/vercel-april-2026-security-incident

Github & Claude

• Github merge queue issue: https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/zsg1lk7w13cf
• Claude status page: https://status.claude.com/