Greetings dear listeners! Today on this pre-election-results episode we have Hot Gold Tips, a wedding gift fumble,  a cursed box full of teeth, and quite possibly the worst anniversary gift ever conceived and put into the public consciousness. This one's wildly NSFW, particularly at the end there, so you'll need headphones (but when don't you?). 

Theme Song -- Bad Dates By Theis

Local Mutual Aid Org Database -- Mutual Aid Hub 

Undo your -isms reading -- Noname's Book Club