For almost as long as there have been new cultural phenomena created by a hit film, there have been less talented people wishing to cash in on said phenomenon to make money fast, and quality of the actual film be damned!

Whilst Hammer Productions created a fair share of great horror films, their foray in the mid-70s to cash-in on the kung fu craze by having a failed Hollywood leading man visit a very drab-looking Hong Kong to try to get paid for an assassination job in an unnamed African military dictatorship. Along the way, the filmmakers decide to show commuting. A LOT of commuting. Can Thom, Michael, and Lorcan survive all the way through to the end?

SPOILER ALERT: Not all of them do!

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