The shame from how late this episode is blinds the eyes. I'm not even sorry. What can be said that adequately explains just how fucking late this is? Our intrepid guest editor, Stan Ferguson, probably blames himself, but that's not fair. He was only filling in for me. So, to be frank, it's my fault. Direct your assorted vegetables towards Stage 3.

This episode, the gang discusses the Movie of the Month: Get Carter. Michael Caine's in it. Not many people know that. Also, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! After all, she was only sixteen. If you don't get these references, you should watch The Trip, available now on Netflix Instant.

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Pardon me, ladies and gentlemen. It's late and I'm still at fucking work. Gettin' that paper!

See you next time.