When people focus on the boys that Taylor dates? Well, to us, that's sexist and reductive. But it's also, pretty fun :) This week we're ranking Taylor's nine confirmed boytoys, from the most boring rag to the sexist thespian. Make sure to tweet at us and enlighten us to how Taylor Lautner actually isn't pathetic.     
    
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