Welcome back to Boys From The Dwarf! Or maybe hello for the first time for some of you. If this is the case and this is in fact your first episode of Boys From The Dwarf that you are listening to, go back to the beginning and listen from there. Like, episode 1. Seriously. And be quick about it, you have a lot to catch up on. I'm not saying you'd be completely lost if you start from here, but I don't want to have to sit around all day explaining to people what "Fuck off back home" means or why we like banana sandwiches so much. So go back to Bys From The Dwarf #1: The End. Then come back here. I mean, after you've done all the rest. Its no good just listening to that one episode then jumping right back here, is it? Seriously, what would be the point of that. So don't try doing it. If you do...I'll know.

 

For the rest of you...Hi.