The world is terrible and puts terrible, albeit it hilarious, images in Beth's head. Don't eat farmed salmon. In fact, everyone should just not eat anything or breathe anything and we should all just stand there motionless for the foreseeable future. Beth also has procured some "main pants."  NASA does another amazing thing while the BBC does not. New banned word added to the words banned on the Rock 'n' Roll Porter podcast. Producer Jack Kerouac shows up to work all schmutzy.