Welcome to the pilot of the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast— reporting the miniature tabletop wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real.

In tonight’s top story: a Warhammer hobbyist claims victoryagainst himself in a dramatic showdown between unpainted Space Marines and Tyranids. Meanwhile, experts predict another Space Marine unit by 2030, and Reddit teeters on collapse over the eternal “black vs. white primer” debate.

Tune in for:

• Hobby scandals & fake releases 📰

• Community Watch chaos (primer wars, purity seal tutorials, and dining-table AT-ATs) 🎭

• Brush tips nobody asked for 🎨

• Totally real fake ads 📢

• Exposés from tournaments gone wrong 🗞️

• Next week’s mystical predictions 🔮

It is satire, it is hobby madness, and it’s way more fun thanstripping minis at 2 a.m.

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