When, whether, and how often. With a little help from Humbert Humbert.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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Show Notes:
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov on Google Books
A Teen’s Fatal Plunge Into the London Underworld, Patrick Radden Keefe, The New Yorker