Man travels half way around the world to give a small didgeridoo to Georgina. Plus, stupid motorway signs, overpriced Olympic tickets,   a pin in the middle of the Atlantic, a plant that eats worms, double-barreled particles, dogs who look into people's houses, Batman arrested by the anti-terrorist squad, armed siege over Paris Hilton, parking spaces for women drivers, a mayoress dressed as a sausage and an impromptu review of the Blu-Ray of Cowboys and Aliens.