Do people still draw circles? Plus, drinking booze through your bottom,  crows collecting loose change, Hoglets and Poggles, epitaphs for pigs' gravestones, an eel the size of a piece of asparagus, the brainpower of a jelly, leaning to the left, electronic wagging tails and an escaped giraffe. Also, do you stir your coffee clockwise or anti-clockwise and a major rant about Apple.