Advice: (wo)man up and don’t rely on your bartender to bail you out. More advice: call for a life line whilst sitting on the shitter when you have one of those tough, coming out side-ways, poos. We aren’t talking Winnie here. Jason admits gorging himself on the diverse menu at Cheesecake Factory but Rebecca can’t see past the advertisements in between her choices of Tex Mex Egg Rolls and Buffalo Wings. More, more advice: bring an umbrella, knee pads, and head gear when on a river boat unless you like golden showers then play ball? Jason is quite impressed with Rebecca’s knowledge of American phrases that really have no meaning yet somehow do have meaning. Join these two on your drive and allow them to either entertain you or completely gross you out.

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