Throughout this episode, we get the Duke’s backstory. It’s terribly sad but makes him one of those damaged, hot guys that are irresistible to girls who are into that kind of thing (cough, cough Daphne cough). Someone is knocked up, and Eloise and Penelope want answers like, yesterday – at least before Penny takes another bite of cake. There is a lot of “boxing” happening and speaking of punching bags, Nigel is now the typical 1800s incel creep and is out to ruin Daphne’s good name. The rumor mill is a buzz and we are here for all the spilled tea.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”