The Duke and Daphne are on their honeymoon and for someone so clearly uninformed about sex, Daphne is liking what she’s seen so far. It gets real steamy. All over the place. Colin and Marina announce their engagement to varying degrees of celebration from their families. Mama B is not looking forward to awkward family Christmases with Mama Feather. Daphne is trying to be the perfect Duchess but she keeps screwing things up by abducting random stray children and irritating the help. It all comes to head when Daphne gets a ninth grade health lesson from poor, put-upon Rose. We’re sorry Rose. You deserve better.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”