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In this episode of Dangerous Misinformation, I, Rodney Smith (also known as Lord Petty), navigate through a series of tech troubles while recording my podcast. I share my thoughts on various topics, including the changing work landscape, the influence of social media on relationships, and the need for a registry for women who falsely accuse men of sexual crimes. I also touch on the store closures in San Francisco, attributing them to the city's liberal policies. I encourage you, my listeners, to challenge your perspectives, subscribe to my podcast, and leave a rating.

 

 

 

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Yes, yes, welcome, welcome everybody to dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the world. For dangerous misinformation. I'm your host. My name is rodney smith. You can find me on pretty much any social platform. Lord petty, some sort of form of underscores. This is your first time tuning in welcome if you are back for more appreciate you thank you for being here. I was about 30 seconds short of having a full on melt down here a second ago because everything I touched just I don't know what's going on' dude, I think the fbi's after me because first my camera I came in here and then I turn on my camera and my camera is all fucked up so i'd do a factory reset on my camera so hopefully it's filming okay right now cause i'd remember what all the settings were. Try to remember cause i'm not a camera guy 

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and then 

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so that took me about an hour and a half of fiddle because I tried to fuck with the just with the settings I find. Just had to like nuke it all together because I made it just worse and worse and worse then I hop on my like work laptop here and then that was frozen. So I just had to do a reset and go in there and luckily all my notes and stuff were still in there and then I get on my audio recording laptop and then that one. Was fucking frozen and then so I and then I remember the camera cause I was playing with the so long the battery was dying. So I plugged the camera as I got let me give the camera like twenty minutes to charge so I go in my room and I just plop on my bed. Technology defeated as an old man would be, and all sudden my phone freezes 

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so uh 

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yeah, here we are. We made it so we're either gonna get blessed by the podcast gods of having a great episode or this just wasn't meant to be. We'll see. Maybe this was the one dude, maybe this is the one because I finally push through all that because everything within me all right. Everything within me just want to be like fuck it we're not gonna have an episode tuesday and wednesday because uh, right now i'm recording this on a saturday and i'm flying out to mexico in the morning so I need to build the log. I need to build the log of episodes so y'all find folks who want to be rocket with me will have something to listen to on monday, tuesday, wednesday and then when I come home on wednesday I can tell you if I found some thick latinas so far right latinas are not. It's funny. I asked, there's a far right latina who's fire by the way, 

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but she's got like a doctor boyfriend. She lives near me. And I messaged her because i'm getting overwhelmed with my cat. You've heard me bitch about my cat and I messaged her and said, hey, do you know anybody that would want a cat because I travel way too much? And yada yada yada 

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and she's like, sure! 

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And she's a she's a far right latina dude, she's a hot, far right latina, and then she says is she neutered or no, she says what's the gender neutered sprayed? And I respond girl all that. And then she responds hey, I was trying to help you with an angry face 

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and I was like, what what are you 

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talking about? And like she got mad because she thought I was saying like girl, you want all that information. I love latinas, dude, that's so funny. Why is it why is it typically mexican guys are just the nicest, most jolly, you know, funniest like open door and then the latinas just want to murder you, but I think it's actually both okay because mexican dudes are either the nicest, most kind, just funniest people, or they just put the fear of god in me. Maybe that's why they're so nice because they' are inherently biologically able to chop you up into little pieces and put you in a trunk or something like that. You know if they really wanted to. It's kind of like germans, you know. The germans are like way overly compensatingly nice nowadays. Just let an herbud. In anybody in cause this little mishap happened 

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a while ago. 

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This guy with a ball cut, this guy with a ball cut and a funny little porn stash he yelled really good. It just shows you how valuable being a shit talker can be sound like hitler never killed me buddy. Charles manson never killed me, buddy. I doubt stall and never actually killed me buddy. It was even worse because they had that gift to gab and they got other people to do their biddens for them. 

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So 

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yeah, that's why cult leaders and shit like that' is so fucked up to being a cult leader isn't a bad gig if you really think about it and I don't know if it's still possible. I'm sure it is still possible. I remember one time I was googling cults in seattle cause I wanted to go infiltrate one to make a podcast about it. I got scared, you know. I got kind of freaked out. I heard hillary clinton other day. Hillary clinton was on some news show and she was talking about how the mega colt needs to be deprogrammed and I think that is one. I hate the word offensive, but it's like how are you gonna call 50 percent of the country occult? Just and especially coming from the side where? And I don't think hillary clinton I think hillary clinton is actually fairly moderate for being a lizard person, but her people are the fucking. Cult members, the people that'll just gobble up anything that their leaders tell them 

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the reason people like trump's cause trump' told every, but he admitted like yeah, everything you thought was bullshit is bullshit i'm a billionaire. I've been taking advantage of it. Let me tell you it's bullshit. It is just as corrupt as you think it is and of course trump has his own egos in his own blah blah blah but you have to have an ego. Who would who would ever rise up to that? That's why the democrats bother me because they are worse pieces of shit. At least the trumps, you know they sit around at the table and throw f bombs around you know? Like when i've the couple times i've messaged with donald trump jr, he's just normal like I call him dude and he'll call me bro. And so you know the trumps are just you know. They just they're just rich new york real estate people who happen to come into political power, and the fucking clintons, you know. She's got the most scandalous president in history. He was getting his dick sucked in the oval office, which i'm fine with that. Why be the president 

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if you're not gonna get your dick sucked in the oval office? I mean, I got zero beefs with bill clinton, but you know I don't know why I would shove the cigar up there. It seems like a waste of a cigar. Especially it was probably a human, 

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you know. Jfk fought hard to keep the cuban missile crisis from popping off so to repay him in spirit. In that same office where jfk kept the world from being bologna part, bill clinton decided to invite an intern in and shove a fucking cigar in her pussy. 

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Um, yeah, 

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imagine? Uh, I bet you monica as I see, is monica lewinski? Is she married now? Monica lewinsky? Oh, she's got a ted talk. Of course she's got a ted talk. What's she talking about? You just gotta work hard 

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and 

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husband she married so monica lewinski married? Oh god, this guy looks like a cook. No, that's her brother. 

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Yeah, 

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it'd be hard, you know. I feel kind of bad for her because you know it'd be hard to as a woman to say no to the prezzie, cause you know, bill clinton was pretty rizzy too. So just because she got the scar shoved up recouter, I mean, I would never date her just for that fact I would not be able to get the image of bill clinton leaving the house in the morning, you know, rolling over next to hillary 

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so I can 

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making sure the infrared light is still on her. So her lizard skin is all good and warm and then bill gets driven to work that morning. Actually he lived in the white house. He puts on his little slippers. Ghost at the bathroom takes a big old presidential dump in the presidential toilet. Probably a fat piss cause he was drinking whiskey the night before so we could sleep next to hillary and he stumbles his way down to the oval office. He's hey uh, somebody uh send uh monica monica said monica in the intern and monica walked in. Bill clinton pulled out his presidential dog and um 

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yeah, 

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pipe it up, I guess did. But for hillary clinton to say that all the whenever somebody says the term meg, the term mega republican, you just already know they're off the fucking deep end. If you want a good litmus test to see how far off the deep end somebody is on either way. Ask a right winger if the earth is flat and then ask a liberal. I forget what it was. Oh yeah, how many genders there are. I forgot my own test. That's how you know, like the gender dismorphia is left wing flat earth like it's just fucking insanity when you talk to either one of them. 

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Like oh, who would benefit, 

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you know? I say, who would benefit from the earth being flab? You were like, oh, you're so naive and nobody can give me a right answer. So I mean I don't care. But I just there's just there's certain lies that make sense and there's other lies I don't like there's a lot better way to make money than to fake the earth being flat and using. Cgi and selling pictures of space? There's just a lot. Maybe they lied about. You know, they talk about the moon landing being a hoax. I could somewhat believe that just for the reason that they would want to scare the russians to think they have like that much firepower that they can put shit into space and then blow rush off the map, you know, so I could see where that would be a hoax. But for the but who benefits from saying that the world is round when it's actually flat makes no sense. Like me saying uh oh, I have three testicles when I only have two, what would the benefit to that be there be zero, none there be a huge conspiracy. 

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Oh no, lord 

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petty only has two testicles which I only do have two testicles because I mean there's just no benefit. There's no benefit to say have three testicles same way. They're gonna say that the earth is rounded or not round. Yeah, dude, we came from monkeys and some of us are walking upside down. Fucking cope bro anyways. I think everybody needs to stop blaming women for being attention horrors and blaming themselves for giving the attention. The simp economy would not exist. You know, everybody somehow only fans is destroying the world. If there's a you know, if there's a demand, why not supply it? You motherfuckers buying the only fans are funding. It the reason you got all this. Hoe flation or whatever, and people can't find girlfriends in the attiata because women are getting on like I don't follow any of these bitches on' instagram. I don't I don't fell em on' anything. I I look at it because i'm a guy. Yeah, I like to see it but uh, I think it's very unhealthy because as men 

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we have access to all these just flawless gorgeous women in front of us so then when a regular ass woman is given us some sort of attitude we're like, what the fuck's wrong with this bitch is she not know what's out here and then you get these normal, just average girls who see all this wealth and all this stunt and all this flexing on instagram. So when the average guy gives them attitude they're like well, i'm not dealing with this fucking brokey, but then ninety percent of both genders are not in those realms of being with those people that they see on the internet. And so everybody has this like big, you know distorted view of who they should be with or what they can attract, or you know what what level they're on. It's kind of a generic thing, but if dudes weren't buying only fans you know you hear about a girl making 20 million dollars a year on only fans. Everybody's like ah, losing their mind. Are you fucking whore? Well, who's buying it? Blame that guy dude if I could do. It? I could do it. I would do it. I mean I mean trust me I would never date one of these chicks because uh, call it in security 

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I don't know. It would just gross me out if I was laying there next to my chick and I knew uh, you know, I knew she was just fucking sending nudes there. I said I don't know, i'm just not with it call it what you want to call it 

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I think goddamn 

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fucking ears are falling out 

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one second. 

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Yeah, I think it's you know. The fact that guys don't get to have standards is bullshit to me dude. 

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Um, 

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I was talking to my mom another day and my mom, you know she didn't have a cell phone until like last year I finally got her a cell phone so she's just absolutely clueless about the world. Okay and same thing with my dad. Both of them I think just kind of stopped like in the early two thousands like they're just completely clueless about how the world works and so they'll ask me questions right? They talk to me like i'm just fucking incompetent and I don't want to tell them anything because I perceive them as being completely incompetent. So we have this weird, this weird revolving relationship of like like I said where they just they think i'm this incompetent moron and then I don't wanna tell them anything because I know they won't understand. Whatever i'm telling them, you know it's like i've told like I told my mama melt you should be like oh, are you gonna go 

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both? 

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I think it's just old people in general they don't understand for them. I was like you know, go to school, go try to get some job somewhere, get a pension, get a blow out like that shit doesn't exist. We live in a different world dude, it does not fucking exist. I mean if we were smart we would look back and see what the old people. You know, the great generation. We would see what they believed in what they voted for what their values were and we would mimic that. We would mimic that so we would get the same prosperity that the boomers got. But we're too stupid to do that, and the boomers are too stupid to have. It explained to them that the world that they grew up in doesn't exist anymore. You're not going to work at a company for thirty years, get a pension and be able to retire and pay your house off like you have to have multiple streams of income and there's people making millions of dollars off of a fucking laptop. So there's no reason to go, you know. Get lung cancer, scraping s best this for 

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16 dollars an hour to fucking hard work. Suck my balls with your hard work. You gotta work. Smart man. 

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That's a 

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big old siop. It's a big old right wing siop. That's the thing about the right wingers did like the liberals are just full on retarded, but the right wingers you get the very elite people who have convinced just like the trailer park people to actually kind of just vote against their own injures. But go, we don't need this, we don't need this, you know. Create this false sense of independence by just being able to make them vote for things to where the lizard people can rip them off, but the democrats do the same thing. They just wrap it in a fucking pride flag, you know they just have some dude and address do the same exact shit and they go yeah, speaking of dude and address. I think you know how they have a sex offender registry. They need to have one for women who falsely accused men of sexual assault and crimes and shit like that. Like there's women who accused men of doing stuff and they've been proven in the court of law that that was false or they admitted that that was false. 

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Those women should have to register in like a sex offender list, so people avoid them like the fucking plague. That's really all I have to say about that' I just think that's a fair thing, you know. I think it's a fair thing, so if you're a dude and you google a chick and you're like, oh no, she's got this. Thing where she finds wealthy guys and then she accuses them of stuff, so then they have to pay her off, but that'll never happen because in the eyes of the law women are these innocent little angels and they can do no wrong. But they're also oppressed at the same time, but also there's a lot of fucking scum, you know what the worst. It sucks when you're hanging out. 

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Well, 

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not even it sucks. It's always cringy. It's always so cringy to me like when i'm hanging out with a beautiful girl and then some dude like just says out loud something like you know something to me about her, you know what I mean. It's I don't know, it's always just weird to me. I know I guess there's worse problems to have, but it just makes me wonder like okay, what are they here and when they're by themselves you know what I mean. It's not like i'm talking about dudes being like disrespectful my girlfriend. So i'm like that people just being like I can't think of an' example, but it's happened a million times. 

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Uh well, 

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I remember one time I was uh, I was in spencers with the next girlfriend who was very attractive and we were buying a blow up doll from my buddy. Then this guy working was just like, oh god, I hope this isn't for you when you have her. She's gorgeous. I was like, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but anyways san. Francisco's been closing up a lot of their stores, which I think is hilarious because you know, like I said before, you can only virtue signal for so long you can only the woke tartedness only goes so far and you go and read the comments like this is what capitalism does capitalism destroy cities? Capitalism built that city dude. I guess if capitalism is a homeless guy putting shit in his hand and 

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thrown it at people or like teenagers looting and yes, that is capitalism. It just depends on since we can call anything a man can be a woman. A woman can be non binary. A non binary can be a dolphin. A dolphin can be a tiger since definitions don't mean anything from don't you trust the science crowd anymore. We might as well just say that capitalism, like the embodiment of capitalism, 

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is homeless, 

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people shitting in stairways and throwing bricks through windows and looting and do an heroine and shit anyways. 

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Open up the border, 

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bring in more fent and all. Let them all die anyways. People tell me you know what? Yeah, we're gonna cut it off. We're gonna cut it off right there. Appreciate y'all tuning in please leave a rating, please subscribe. Please tell a friend about the powder cast. Do all those nice things. You can find my book, the petty print petty principles. You can find that on amazon there will be a link in the description you can. Find on my social media handles. There will be a link tree and everything will be in there 

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and yeah, that's it. Thank you guys for rock with me so much. You guys have a great rest of your day and I will see you all tomorrow. 

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