Phil & Bob conduct an investigation into Big Culture and uncover the shocking truth about attendance at the New York City Ballet.

The Treehouse team also discusses: the new 92nd Street Y (on 1st Avenue between Sam's Vape Shop and the Drunken Monkey Thai Restaurant), peak idiocy over pre-school admissions, fisticuffs at the Union Square Barnes & Noble, the West Side Highway exit for the Cloisters, and one very busy jazz guitarist/drug dealer/sex worker.

Also, Bob shares an emotional tale about his family, and looks to the Bible for guidance from the O.G. stepdad & stepson — Joseph & Jesus.

* Special cameo by SK giving her pre-school valedictory speech

** Many thanks to guest rapper LS (a.k.a. "Rerun")