It's BRIDAY THE 13TH! Or, if you're listening to this in the future, it's the third episode of BRIWEEKLY, known overseas as BRIWEEKLY 3-D! 

This month's episode is the hottest BRIWEEKLY episode yet. BRIWEEKLY 3-D has everything: a disgraced president, self indulgent musical segments, therapy, driving school, a travel agency, an obvious statement, and Lou Bega. 

The BRIWEEKLY Players for this month are Breanne, Chris, Jim, and Rob. I am forever in their debt. 

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