Somebody crack a window because December is heating up with Jada and Will slander, a therapeutic murder mystery, white soul soundtracks, the Beijing boycott, IMDB top ten lists, groundbreaking coverage of the Ghislaine Maxwell trial and Spider-Man world building so bad that even a blind man could see it coming. Note: The views expressed are for satire purposes and comedic in nature. So just sit back and enjoy a good unfiltered laugh. You deserve it.