Ladies and Gentlemen,

Knight of the Realm, Four-time Olympic Champion, ten-time World Champion, Boat Race Winner, Henley Winner, greatest stroke of his generation, Henley Steward, Henley Umpire, Boat Race Umpire, BBC Investigative Journalist, Documentary maker, passionate advocate for sport, and the reason The Northern One started rowing and The Southern One has such a fierce 2k pb ...

Sir Matthew Pinsent.

Our work here is done.

(Mic drop).