Brooke likes to dabble in all things wilderness while tickling her creative poetic muse. That’s a cute way of saying, she makes her living as a seasonal guide and educator in Alaska, because we all know poetry doesn’t pay. She has a penchant for dirty jokes, dancing on the bar, powder in the face, and glitter—copious amounts of glitter. Apologies ahead of time for inappropriate language, as that is this storyteller’s learning style.