How much bad news can one man stand?  While reality for him only exists on TV, our thankfully ex-president has been dealt two more shots to the body.  First a couple of lawyers who tried to overturn the election with arguments made from vapors are going to have to pay for their sins, big time.  Second, the Second Coming of the orangutan in chief has been postponed again.  Mr. Pillow is having to admit it's gonna be a long, cold, lonely summer in Mar-a-lago.

Sources: 

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/federal-judge-slaps-two-lawyers-with-sanctions-over-big-lie-lawsuit

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-guy-mike-lindell-punts-timeline-for-trump-retaking-power-as-august-conspiracy-theories-get-wackier