A mummy has waited 1000 years to reveal to you the secret of the war between men and women, which he will show you in a movie that combines Amicus-style portmanteau films, British men's magazines and the cut-and-paste style that William Burroughs would use.

Theme song: Strip Search by Neal Gardner.

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