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BSS6 – I Have A Dream – Setting up premises


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Timings
00:18 - Scene 6.1 - Building a Better Building
07:19 - Discussion with Dave Moore
08:57 - The role of an architect
09:30 - The role of a project manager
09:57 - The expectations of the client
10:40 - The role of a builder
11:02 - Change Control
12:35 - Others that should be involved
14:20 - Health and Safety
16:33 - Learning from Mistakes
17:40 - Top tips for creating useful, safe and effective premises
18:50 - What's next?
Useful Information
Setting up and running Business Premises (@07:19)
HM Gov Business Premises Advice - Page (gov.uk)
Fire Safety in the Workplace - Page (gov.uk)
Architects and Project Managers (@08:57)
How do I use an Architect? - Document (RIBA)
(Not secure) About Working with an Architect - Page (ACA)
What does a Project Manager do? - page (APM)
A day in the life of a project manager - Article (APM)
What is Change Control - Page (APM)
Health and Safety (@14:20)
Managing for Health and Safety - Page (HSE)
H&S The basics for your business - Page (HSE)
Small and Medium businesses case studies - Index (HSE)
Top tips for creating useful, safe and effective premises (@17:40)
Tip #1 - Listen to advice
Tip #2 - Listen to the client
Tip #3 - Work together to find the solution
Episode script
Building a better building Building a better building
CONTINUITY: Finally, Jakob and Zelda meet in their new premises where renovation and beautification works are well underway.
(Builders and fitters working in the background)
ZELDA: Morning Buttercup!
JAKOB: What? (Bit deflated it wasn’t a term of endearment) Oh, right… The hi-vis gear… Haha! .  How the progress? It’s looking good
ZELDA: I know, right! I think the builders hate me, but we’re getting there.
JAKOB: I can’t imagine anyone hating you Zelda.  And don’t you look dapper in your hi-vis vest and hard hat… So, where are the offices located?
ZELDA: Through here
JAKOB: Wow! Thats a big open, empty, echoey office.  Bit chilly too, you keeping the heating off to save money?
ZELDA: It’s the same temperature as the warehouse?!
JAKOB: Yes, but thats expected.  Warehouse workers tend to be dressed for the job.  Office workers… Well… Not so much.  You going to work in your coat?
ZELDA: I guess not. The builders said something about heating… Hold on (Shouting through to the foreman).  Yo, Wilson, What did you say about the heating yesterday
WILSON: (Shouting back) What I said was, if you force us to put that wall there it will disable the heating
ZELDA: Yeah, that was it.  Hold on (shouting back) Do you mean permanently or just whilst you put it up.
WILSON: (shouting in reply) Permanently, you know, when I said, “You won’t have any heating if you put that there”
ZELDA: Oh!
JAKOB: (to Zelda) That’s not good (shouting to Wilson) What will it take to reinstate the heating?
WILSON: Dunno, we had to rip the flue out – I know a guy, but it won’t be cheap
JAKOB: I bet – get me a price and we’ll have to get it done
WILSON: Righty ho buddy (almost audibly rolling his eyes)
JAKOB: We need to think about the practicalities of running a building and not just getting the aesthetics right.
ZELDA: Aesthetics?
JAKOB: You know, look and feel, making it look beautiful, that kind of stuff
ZELDA: But dads office always looked like it was in a factory, I want my office team to be closeted in a lovely working environment.  I believe that will make them more productive
JAKOB: Not if they’re frozen to death they won’t.
ZELDA: (thinking) True, definitely less productive when dead…
JAKOB: I am surprised Tarquin let you do it, I’ll have to have a chat with him.
ZELDA: Tarquin! That jackass.  He stomped on just about every great idea I had
JAKOB: Stomped?  That sounds past tense
ZELDA: I told him to naff off – called himself an architect, the only thing he architected was my misery
JAKOB: But he’s the best commercial architect in the area.  (worried) Please tell me yo
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The Green Elephant ShowBy Russell Cosway & Mike Saville