In this annual spooky special episode, we begin to regret making our spooky games too easy, manage expectations early on, ponder what constitutes an irrational fear and whether we might have any, apologise for our language quite a lot, have some fond memories of Fireman Sam, and become so desensitised to frights that we don’t get as scared as we had anticipated anymore.

Intro music by Matt Javanshir.