Buckeye Bombast with Belhaven & the Boy

Plus, reaction to Indiana loss and first round matchups.

With universal balance restored, it's time for the big boy season. Indiana will be the toughest opponent to this point. They may even be the toughest for the entire season.

Lane Kiffin - there is a certain kind of bag that rhymes with Tea bag.

go back from where you come!

michigan sucks. You say, "well, duh! death and taxes!" To which I respond, "but michigan really really really sucks!" We nod to each other knowingly. As we walk away, we beat our chest and exclaim in unision. "Truth"

Feel free to attend the game in Ann Arbor if you have the opportunity. However, make sure to keep hidden your cotton-candy, nachos, those twirly-whirly things that spin in the wind, and any other precious item . These will make a michigan fan's eyes and fingers light-up like Bilboa Baggins.

We had joy, we had fun, we had a season in the sun.

But the wine and the song from that season have all gone.

But there is more wine in the cellar!

Ecstatic Mirth!

The Cloak of Scarlet Righteousness has been summoned, paraded, and has left the unwashed masses bathed in its warmth and mirth

Equally awash with mirth, we impress ourselves with our ability to brag about the mind-numbing things we say

Extraordinary Mirth!

Absolute, soul-pleasing mirth!

So this is it.

Did you imagine it would be the Golden Dome against the Silver Bullets?

Notre Dame, with its modern version of Tressel-ball, is looking to squeeze the juice of what may be the modern version of the '02 Miami Hurricanes.

Look for Ohio State to Rock the Irish like a hurricane. Summon the Scorpions! Summon the Juice! Bring forth the Cloak of Righteousness!

Mirth! Mirth of the joyous variety! Maybe not Shock and Awe 3 but....Shock and Alright! Alright! Alright!

Perfectly executed screen

Perfectly executed goal-line stand

Perfectly sublime scoop and score through the heart of Texas!

Lord of the Rings Deleted Scene - Frodo and Samwise encounter nittany lions as they trek through the swampland of Florida in search of their precious.

Will it be....Shock and Awe 3? We give our thoughts on bringing the longhorns into the slaughterhouse and hookin' em on the meat hooks.

Oh, and Emmanuel Acho - Will Howard is the worst QB left in the playoff? You're a special kind of stupid!