Time for a little game of "Never Have I Ever" with Mary and Alli. Never Have I Ever hated an episode more than the Hyenas. Never Have I Ever seen a metaphor that banged me on the head harder than magic=lesbianism. Never have I ever missed seasons containing Angel. Grab your shots, because Smashed and Wrecked cover all three. Whedon and co give us a demoralized, irrational Buffy; a regressed Spike; an absent Xander and Anya; a latchkey Dawn; and, mostly, an unrepentant and spoiled Willow.