Hannah and Jessica are back from a weekend getaway in Fredericksburg with friends Carlos and Chris and let’s just say… a lot went down. From Hannah’s near-death experience with a bug  (yes, really), to Jessica feeling personally betrayed by Chris, to Carlos’ unexpected obsession with a very specific landscape, the stories just keep getting better.

The duo also dives into some dating updates Hannah has been busy out here, while Jessica is realizing dating dads is not as easy she thought.