If you could build your dream Brown Boy from scratch, what traits would make the cut? In this episode, your hosts dive headfirst into the ultimate relationship experiment — curating the perfect partner with one spicy, petty, and brutally honest opinion at a time. From green flags and cultural must-haves to emotional intelligence and the art of texting back, we’re breaking down what actually matters in modern Desi dating. Expect laughs, real talk, a sprinkle of delusion, and maybe a few controversial takes. Grab your chai — it’s about to get specific.