This week, we dive mouth-first into the great tortilla war: Chipotle vs. QDOBA vs. Willy’s. Who rolls the tightest burrito? Who gives guac without guilt? And who’s just riding the coattails of extra cheese? We break down the flavor profiles, portion politics, and that one time someone tried to charge us extra for salsa (rude). Expect hot takes, food crimes, and passionate debates over rice ratios. Whether you’re Team Sofritas or Team “Just give me queso and leave me alone,” this one’s for you.