Ready for another post-breakup story? You know it! Coming at you from another one of my ‘nights in the trenches,’ however this one ends up with a bad middle...My cousin who’s a nurse sent me these exact words in a text, “Yeah :/ it looks like herpes to me, I’m sorry! Go to the dr. ASAP.” *cue heart stopping* Listen to hear how my cousin diagnosed me with herpes over the phone, even after I used a damn condom.

Lessons learned from this moment:

• If it itches for a week, go to the DR.
• Don’t ask your cousin over the phone if you have herpes.
• ALWAYS put a damn blanket down or something!
• Live your life.

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