Scotty boy is on the road in the desert. That means we called in Steve Guile once more for quality show reinforcement. Steve is going to try to equal his effort last time out where he impressed someone with his depth of understanding about the space time continuum. Drinking takes place on this show, but it's nothing to fear. Luke likes to take the edge off to reduce the anxiety. Jeff Beck died, but Luke mixed him up with Jeff Buckley who died swimming in the Mississippi. That reminds Mike of the guy who recently survived 15-20 hours wading in the Gulf of Mexico after he got hammered and fell off a cruise ship. Luke says there is no way that someone can fall off a cruise ship because they have 10 foot walls. Steve says Christ never found his way inside of him despite a heavy dose of him in his childhood. Steve also grew up in Hawaii where they played on volcanic dirt. If you've never run the bases at your local professional baseball park, Steve says those infield dirts are slippery as hell. Have you seen the new film The Menu? Steve knows a bit about the restaurant it's set in. High pressure restaurants are hell. Mike recalls his days working at the Stillwater Grill in 2001 with his pal Morgan. Great memories! Also, Foghorn Leghorn is not Yosemite Sam. The Humpty Dance will always put a pep in your step. Steve and Mike are big fans and they say farewell to Humpty from the Humpty Dance, better known as Shock G, who died last year. It brings up Mike's memory of not getting busy in a Burger King bathroom even though he worked at a couple of them. We hit up your emails of course! Eric comes out with the tipping point as he is on the brink with the amount of tipping opportunities at even the most banal of eateries. The fellas are with the food service workers all day. Tip a lot and tip often. Those tips make a difference. Where do you stand on the battle between Jersey Mike's, Penn Station and Subway? Luke says the word complicated during the restaurant discussion which created a spark in Mike's mind to play Ain't No Blacks On The TV Screen from the Mad TV days. It's an example of a parody song being vastly superior to the original, which was Chris Rock's No Sex. Who is opening for Bill Cosby for his new comedy tour this summer? We HAVE to know. Who would stoop that low?!. Sean's email is about the options on HBO Max. Which one will you choose? We close this show with a classic from Jeff Beck called Greensleeves. If any of this nonsense strikes you, please email the show [email protected] to improve the overall quality of future conversations. We love you all!