On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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I Am Frost Bite: Superhero Breather

2:14.943

Anal Belching From Deep Within The Gape

7:29.631

Chattering Dentures Along The Shaft

10:06.954

Pervert Gets Caught And Wants To Call Mommy

12:29.721

Crab Legs And Oral – Dinner Is Served

16:51.037

What To Get A Liberal For Christmas

18:41.000

Go Against Trump, Go Against God

20:30.312

QAnon Shaman And The Advanced Underground Civilization

23:18.996

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26:29.154

Farting In A Jar Is Hard, Dangerous Work

27:35.405

Freakish Elderly Puppet Twins Die Of The Rona

32:47.522

North Korea Invented Burritos

38:11.024

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TimmybooIt breaks its Friday, January 7, 2022. Coming up on the program today, the sound of loose dentures up and down the shaft of a penis. Plus calling your mommy when you’ve been caught curving on a child crab legs in oral sex, dinner and dinner, dessert. And when you fart too hard in a jar, all is coming up today.

TimmybooYes, dimension back here with you for the Friday podcast. I have a great show for you today. I went and did my stupid sleep study. Everything was fine. The ambient kicked in, did its job. I got a good, I don’t know, 5 hours of sleep. So the doctor’s got some usable data, got some REM cycles in there. That’s the good shit. The CPAP mask they chose for me was weird because it was just like, the nostril thing. Basically, it’s just like this mess that goes inside your nose and shoots jet streams of air. And I told the guy at the beginning I’m like, Look, I know when I go to sleep, I breathe through my mouth. I’m a mouth breather. It’s not appealing. Not attractive, embarrassing. But that’s how I sleep. And he was like, Well, most people aren’t actually mouth breathers, but they’re not getting enough air or whatever. So we’re just going to make you breathe through your nose later on in the night. We might change your mask if you’re really having a hard time. And I just assumed I’m just going to end up sleeping through my mouth. But you can’t really do that when air is being shot up your nostril. I’ve never been on oxygen or anything before. So this was all completely foreign to me. But when I went to open my mouth, even to talk, that jet stream of air would come out. It goes up through your nose. And I guess I never really thought of this, but, yeah, all the holes are kind of connected. So I went to talk and I just heard it was the air that was being shot at my nose coming out of my mouth. I kind of felt like a superhero, some sort of, like,