The *New York Times Wirecutter* just dropped their ultimate "Buy It For Life" list—but no one expected *that* item to make the cut! Avonetics users are roasting the wild inclusions (yes, *that* kind of toy) while debating the real MVPs: LL Bean totes, cast iron skillets, and indestructible jeans. Is this list genius or just affiliate link chaos? We break down the fiercest reactions and crown the true forever buys. For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.