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In this episode, the host discusses various topics, including breastfeeding, gender ideology, bringing back lockdowns, and more. The episode covers a wide range of subjects, often with a humorous and irreverent tone.
View video episode here https://youtu.be/IwnEL35-u4E
Find all social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
The host starts by addressing the topic of breastfeeding and the debate around it. He talks about the stigmatization of breastfeeding and questions why people make a big deal out of it. He humorously shares his thoughts on the subject. The discussion then shifts to the difference between gender and sex, and the host expresses his frustration with those who try to explain the distinction.
He also talks about the impact of lockdowns and the changes in Austin, Texas, particularly concerning the influx of people from progressive areas. The host mentions his weight gain journey and shares a humorous anecdote about the relationship between weight loss and penis size.
In conclusion, the episode is characterized by a mix of humor, social commentary, and personal anecdotes. It covers various topics of interest and is part of the "Dangerous Misinformation" podcast series.
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Hey， there everybody thank you for tuning into dangerous misinformation join us today we will be touching pressing topics such as breastfeeding gender ideology bringing back lockdowns， and much much much more fun for the whole entire family this is dangerous misinformation
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yes， welcome everybody greetings thank you for tuning into dangerous misinformation the only place in the world where we love everybody we make fun of everything I am your humble Narrator my name is Rodney Smith you can find me on all social medias at Lord Petty some sort of forms of underscores hit me up on there you can send me an email at lord petty podcast at Gmail Com if you have any questions feedback contributions anything like that to the show hit me up on there if this is your first time tuning in I want to welcome you like I said before this podcast is called dangerous misinformation because that is anything in the world that is not just a mainstream agreeing with the lizard people talking points so if you've been looking for a quick 15 to 20 minute podcast without traditional viewpoints and very non pc viewpoints and I even viewpoints just a little way to get caught up on what's going on in the world and have some fun and tune out for a little bit
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this is the podcast for you so I appreciate you being here everybody coming back for more hope you're having a great day I want。 to thank you for being here again and let's dive into it， let's jump into it my friends and the first thing I want to talk about is i've been seen this movement okay and this movement is hard to miss because i'm a guy and I pay attention naturally to certain things my inclinations are to jump at certain visual stimulants okay and I would be a big bold face liar to sit here and tell you that I do not love me some titties everybody does okay titties are just a very beautiful part of life and I think that's something we can all agree on okay and it's not like that makes everybody a disgusting pig who likes titties we all like titties even if you're a girl you' see a nice pair of titties you can be like oh that's a nice pair of titties but i've been seeing a lot online and i' feel like this has been a thing my whole life that i've been seeing about this destigmatized breastfeeding
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I don't know a single person， male or female that gets upset about somebody breastfeeding a child okay when you talk about oh de sexualized the nipple that'll never happen okay because that's just biology dude see some titties and those are some nice titties you can't help it that's the thing about a lot of women they don't want to be objectified， but then if they try to use their sexuality if they use those same body parts that they don't want to objectify to try to get something and it doesn't work it hurts their feelings so it's like everybody says one thing and means another when I say everybody that's a generic statement a lot of people get this the women that actually that is the female superpower the ones that know when to turn that shit on or off like we are in a professional environment you want to turn the sexuality down， because it'll discredit your actual knowledge and professionalism that people won't take you serious but that if you're trying to make shit move out and you' know out in the wild and you just use a little bit of you know a little bit of that energy it can go a long way you know you sprinkle that shit in your act but I nobody gives a fuck is what i'm trying to say
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nobody gives a fuck about breastfeeding there's nothing too destigmatized feed your fucking child nobody cares but with that I just think it's like everything we gotta put on social media so now you gotta show yourself so this chick had a one titty out and she had the baby on the titty okay， the baby was sucking on the nip and then she had her other titty just out for visual effects and she was like destigmatized the nipple breastfeeding is a normal beautiful thing between a child and its mother yes。 it is a beautiful natural thing between the child and its mother and you do that wherever you gotta do that but don't have your titty hanging out and then expect me not to look at it and then call me oh like what is even the point I don't understand is it saying that you're not supposed to sexualize the titty or you're not supposed to be upset about the titty being out like somebody explain this to me
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please explain this to me explain this to me like I wear a mask alone in the car okay explain this to me like I do not realize that Joe Biden has dementia explain this to me like I think that Kamala Harris is a great public speaker explain this to me like I think that there should not be aged in term limits in congress I need this broken down to me in simplest terms what the fuck the big deal is about breastfeeding nobody cares everybody understands that the babies gotta suck on some titties and so if the babies gotta suck on some titties if you do it on a park bench nobody cares nobody's like oh god look at this scumbag ass broad titty feeding her child nobody cares we realize the baby's hungry I get hungry i've been trying to bulk and it's hard as fuck so i' wish I could honestly get a big ol glass of breast milk because I think there's a lot of protein and calories and fat in there' so if any if any you offended breastfeeding moms want to show me your tits and then give me some breast milk I will drink it on camera for
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I don't know I probably won't but I don't know I think I would try it if somebody put a glass of breast milk in front of me all right and it wasn't if I knew her diet all right like I Don't want some bottom of the barrel like Cheetos and top ram and eaten breast milk like I want somebody who's eaten organic meats organic vegetables who gets a little bit of sun every day and I know that's hypothetical coming from a pasty guy but that's just my complexion okay I get enough vitamin d I want a nutrient efficient young lady to give me the breast milk if I work to ever try it I wouldn't drink it right out of the titty though because that is some perverse shit
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哈 哈 哈 哈
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yeah and I don't I only want a woman's breast milk okay I know we've been saying that men can lactate lately
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but uh yeah
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i'd a friend his name is Jordan he was so funny girl enough he would he was the guy he was everybody had this kid growing up that would show you all the nasty porn you know like chicks squirt and milk out of their vaginas and stuff like that he was that guy and then he had this laugh you guys go
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like he would just put on some like fat midget getting plowed and then you'd look glance over at each bit like
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alright
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what was I even talking about oh yeah but he was like hey guys look I can fucking lactate and he squeezed his nipple one time and then just like some pussy zit stuff just came out of the side you know like when you squeeze out like a blackhead on your nose he just came out the side of his nipple it's like look goes i'm fucking lactating god that guy was funny and you always tell people they're doing shit wrong like if you were doing anything you know when you're watching somebody kind of fumble something like if you would watch you would watch somebody fumble through something just like wow！ wow dude you're not fucking doing it right and then you show you how to do it
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guy was hilarious he had a dog he had a Pitbull named annihilator and he would just sit there and he was addicted to this video game called world of warcraft or not world of warcraft what's the other one
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runescape he was super addicted to runescape and so he would come over like we would all hang out you knows before before we had drivers licenses and our parents would have to drop us off we'd go to one of our houses and then Jordan would just sit there the whole time playing fucking runescape i'd be like Jordan you come and wanna go outside and play football or something like Dude i'm on a fucking quest Bro and then five minutes later， he'd have some chick squeezing， a nerf ball upper vagina or something but the one time he's sitting there at his computer so he got a Nile later this fucking pit bull and then you just hear you just hear the dog puke in and then Jordan sittin on his computer's like he better fuckin eat that
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that's how we talk to but yeah it's big enough men lactating have you ever tried to have somebody explained to you what the difference between gender and sex is I don't think there's ever been a conversation I wanted to get out quicker than when somebody's trying to explain to me with a difference between gender and sexes because the most hilarious part is they think they're understanding this like out there' just like very progressive super biological argument that just like the average mind can't conceive they think oh these average people are too stupid to understand if there's a difference between sex and gender why because somebody printed it in a bullshit textbook like it dude if it's i'm not even gonna go there i'm not even gonna go there because it's so simple and so beneath my like common sense um
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with somebody's trying to explain the difference between sex and gender they're like oh well you're I don't even know which one they' say is which but uh there there's men and women dude and if you look so if if there is a so if there's a guy that thinks he's a chick right and if you miss gender this person then this dudes then this person that's pretending to be the woman starts puffing his chest out wants to fight you right that's a pretty broly thing to do and then if you're uh uh opposite right if you're a sheihi so then if you're a woman that's pretending to be a man and then you' say no you're a woman she'll start crying which is a very chick thing to do so yeah dude fucking the fucking they thems Bro whatever somebody has a they them in their in their， in their Bio those are 90 percent of the people that hate me that find me that just say like your mother should have swallowed you and all that kind of shit you know like the loving left
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they're always they' thems and this is what I wish I think we need to bring back covid lockdowns so that they thems and all these people just stay home remember how awesome it was also it seemed like the average population just got thinner healthier more attractive nicer kinder crime kind of went down a little bit all these people would just stay home so。 if we bring back， the lockdowns right if we say oh we should do a conspiracy where we say oh， covets back and full effect so then all the lunatics they'll just stay home then the rest of us can get back to not having a bunch of traffic and not having to look at a bunch of fat chocolateites cause they're all gonna be at home after they' get their free donuts to go get their sixth booster the rest of us can just go about life remember how nice light I loved quarantine dude I absolutely loved quarantine I hate what it did to some of my friends that caused a lot of mental problems and a lot of my friends but uh for me at the time because I was dealing with something else also， and it's like okay I get this time off from work I get to get healthy again' i'm still getting paid
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I go ride my motorcycle and there's nobody out on the streets I go anywhere I mean it'd be stupid when I have to when I I went where I went into a apple bees at one point in this fucking nerd we sit down at the table take our mask self he's like oh I need you to move to a different table so we move tables like five feet away and the guy comes up like sir you need to wear a mask and i'm like Bro i'm just moving table he was like yes when you're not at a table you' need to be wearing a mask and that was kind of the moment that I was done with Washington I was done with a lot of things at that point but that's when I knew I was done with Washington and i'm going to move to fucking Texas well， I Don't know if that's what actually thought in that moment but twenty twenty is always hindsight and in my little deutsche brain that's how I remember yeah， Washington was crazy during covid Bro I remember what I came down to Austin to visit in the summer of twenty twenty one when I broke my ribs， I got t bone by transition to go Kart but I came down to Austin for a week and it was crazy cause that week I like
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I didn't meet Joe Rogan also， Joe Rogens like a couple feed from me I met Tony Hinch cliff I met Danny brown I was meeting like all a bunch of the comics like I wanted to be a stand up comedian at the time and so I was like kind of just really engulfed in that scene and this was before like the mass influx came in right this was at the point where like if i'd watch kiltoni I would basically know all the people that go on the show like all the contestants or whatever you want to call them because it was。 such a like smaller thing you know what I mean now it's like everybody's moved out to Austin and uh I can't really be around Conno i've talked about this before but I can't just i'm so into like the self improvement shit working on myself and trying to like get to a certain place in life that being around comics is just
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it's rough it's a different it's a different thing and
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yeah I don't know
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oh， yeah Austin I just remember like after being shut down for like two years in Washington just coming down to Austin and everything was just wide open people are zipping around on bird scooters in the middle of middle of the street thinking they're gonna get run over the weather was hot there's just hot girls everywhere I think that was the golden era of Austin it's done now cause anytime I go there now it's kind of like a it's too much the fucking the defund of the police crowd has moved it the people that move somewhere within their way to progressive shit they destroy somewhere then they bitch but how they can't afford it blame a billionaire and then they go move somewhere else and they do the same shit where they came from that's happened to Austin at' this point but I do miss it I do do do miss it i'm not gonna lie um I just really think in twenty twenty three right now at this。
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point in time to be a progressive k to be aligned with the current Democratic Party like with the Biden Harris administration you either have to be wealthy enough to be hidden and shrouded from reality， or you just have to be stupid enough to not recognize reality
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either way you're not seeing it it can be right in front of your face but you' might not trust it because it's not coming from a quote source and one of those people oh， do you have a source for that cause you Don't believe your own eyes or you're just rich enough to where you're just remove from the average person's struggles and you' Don't care you' know that's like a lot of these Hollywood people where oh， we hate
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we hate
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the party that freed the slave so much they're all racists uh so we Don't care if eggs are gonna be nine dollars， a carton because we're making millions for pretending to be other people
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you know what i'm saying
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and then you get people that are just fucking it doesn't matter like I commented on a video yesterday it was a bunch of laundry detergent chained up in a store because people are doing all these lootings you know， just stealing a bunch of shit then I said the caption said what city is this， and I said somewhere with lots of pride and blm flags and strict gun laws and then there are just hundreds of comments on my comment about like oh， you fucking Mega terror like？ I didn't even say anything about Trump right
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I didn't say
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anything about Trump I was like oh， you fucking Mega terrorist you trade her like oh do you have a source do you have a source for this？ do you have a source for that？ your mother should have swallowed you oh， you are you know just saying all this like horrendous ships that were so worked up about this comment which' i'm there like you realize this one guy he said you realize everybody hates you people right and that's the one comment I responded I said back well， well that's what hateful groups of people do that's what you neolibs do you are hateful people so if you hate the Trump people， that's to be expected like you know an alligator's gonna bite you're a hateful spiteful person so you're gonna hate people without understanding why it's just a very natural thing dude but yeah，
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very very natural i've been trying to gain weight because I lost a bunch of weight trying to get I cut out eating bread i've talked about that before I keep having I feel like my bread saga my bread saga something that just keeps going on with this show where i'm on the bread off the bread and i've been eating a bunch of bread again but it's really fucking with my digestion and it's really pissing me off because。 i've been losing so much weight， but it's having a conversation with my friend Joe the other night and he was talking about losing weight and how we can see his dick again right
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and
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I was on my way so when you get fat does your dick get does your dick get any of the fat？ he said no the fat are you get the smaller your dick gets and that's when I realize that's why I can't gain anyway， because I have no dick left to lose
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In this episode, the host discusses various topics, including breastfeeding, gender ideology, bringing back lockdowns, and more. The episode covers a wide range of subjects, often with a humorous and irreverent tone.
View video episode here https://youtu.be/IwnEL35-u4E
Find all social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
The host starts by addressing the topic of breastfeeding and the debate around it. He talks about the stigmatization of breastfeeding and questions why people make a big deal out of it. He humorously shares his thoughts on the subject. The discussion then shifts to the difference between gender and sex, and the host expresses his frustration with those who try to explain the distinction.
He also talks about the impact of lockdowns and the changes in Austin, Texas, particularly concerning the influx of people from progressive areas. The host mentions his weight gain journey and shares a humorous anecdote about the relationship between weight loss and penis size.
In conclusion, the episode is characterized by a mix of humor, social commentary, and personal anecdotes. It covers various topics of interest and is part of the "Dangerous Misinformation" podcast series.
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Hey， there everybody thank you for tuning into dangerous misinformation join us today we will be touching pressing topics such as breastfeeding gender ideology bringing back lockdowns， and much much much more fun for the whole entire family this is dangerous misinformation
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yes， welcome everybody greetings thank you for tuning into dangerous misinformation the only place in the world where we love everybody we make fun of everything I am your humble Narrator my name is Rodney Smith you can find me on all social medias at Lord Petty some sort of forms of underscores hit me up on there you can send me an email at lord petty podcast at Gmail Com if you have any questions feedback contributions anything like that to the show hit me up on there if this is your first time tuning in I want to welcome you like I said before this podcast is called dangerous misinformation because that is anything in the world that is not just a mainstream agreeing with the lizard people talking points so if you've been looking for a quick 15 to 20 minute podcast without traditional viewpoints and very non pc viewpoints and I even viewpoints just a little way to get caught up on what's going on in the world and have some fun and tune out for a little bit
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this is the podcast for you so I appreciate you being here everybody coming back for more hope you're having a great day I want。 to thank you for being here again and let's dive into it， let's jump into it my friends and the first thing I want to talk about is i've been seen this movement okay and this movement is hard to miss because i'm a guy and I pay attention naturally to certain things my inclinations are to jump at certain visual stimulants okay and I would be a big bold face liar to sit here and tell you that I do not love me some titties everybody does okay titties are just a very beautiful part of life and I think that's something we can all agree on okay and it's not like that makes everybody a disgusting pig who likes titties we all like titties even if you're a girl you' see a nice pair of titties you can be like oh that's a nice pair of titties but i've been seeing a lot online and i' feel like this has been a thing my whole life that i've been seeing about this destigmatized breastfeeding
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I don't know a single person， male or female that gets upset about somebody breastfeeding a child okay when you talk about oh de sexualized the nipple that'll never happen okay because that's just biology dude see some titties and those are some nice titties you can't help it that's the thing about a lot of women they don't want to be objectified， but then if they try to use their sexuality if they use those same body parts that they don't want to objectify to try to get something and it doesn't work it hurts their feelings so it's like everybody says one thing and means another when I say everybody that's a generic statement a lot of people get this the women that actually that is the female superpower the ones that know when to turn that shit on or off like we are in a professional environment you want to turn the sexuality down， because it'll discredit your actual knowledge and professionalism that people won't take you serious but that if you're trying to make shit move out and you' know out in the wild and you just use a little bit of you know a little bit of that energy it can go a long way you know you sprinkle that shit in your act but I nobody gives a fuck is what i'm trying to say
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nobody gives a fuck about breastfeeding there's nothing too destigmatized feed your fucking child nobody cares but with that I just think it's like everything we gotta put on social media so now you gotta show yourself so this chick had a one titty out and she had the baby on the titty okay， the baby was sucking on the nip and then she had her other titty just out for visual effects and she was like destigmatized the nipple breastfeeding is a normal beautiful thing between a child and its mother yes。 it is a beautiful natural thing between the child and its mother and you do that wherever you gotta do that but don't have your titty hanging out and then expect me not to look at it and then call me oh like what is even the point I don't understand is it saying that you're not supposed to sexualize the titty or you're not supposed to be upset about the titty being out like somebody explain this to me
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please explain this to me explain this to me like I wear a mask alone in the car okay explain this to me like I do not realize that Joe Biden has dementia explain this to me like I think that Kamala Harris is a great public speaker explain this to me like I think that there should not be aged in term limits in congress I need this broken down to me in simplest terms what the fuck the big deal is about breastfeeding nobody cares everybody understands that the babies gotta suck on some titties and so if the babies gotta suck on some titties if you do it on a park bench nobody cares nobody's like oh god look at this scumbag ass broad titty feeding her child nobody cares we realize the baby's hungry I get hungry i've been trying to bulk and it's hard as fuck so i' wish I could honestly get a big ol glass of breast milk because I think there's a lot of protein and calories and fat in there' so if any if any you offended breastfeeding moms want to show me your tits and then give me some breast milk I will drink it on camera for
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I don't know I probably won't but I don't know I think I would try it if somebody put a glass of breast milk in front of me all right and it wasn't if I knew her diet all right like I Don't want some bottom of the barrel like Cheetos and top ram and eaten breast milk like I want somebody who's eaten organic meats organic vegetables who gets a little bit of sun every day and I know that's hypothetical coming from a pasty guy but that's just my complexion okay I get enough vitamin d I want a nutrient efficient young lady to give me the breast milk if I work to ever try it I wouldn't drink it right out of the titty though because that is some perverse shit
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yeah and I don't I only want a woman's breast milk okay I know we've been saying that men can lactate lately
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but uh yeah
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i'd a friend his name is Jordan he was so funny girl enough he would he was the guy he was everybody had this kid growing up that would show you all the nasty porn you know like chicks squirt and milk out of their vaginas and stuff like that he was that guy and then he had this laugh you guys go
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like he would just put on some like fat midget getting plowed and then you'd look glance over at each bit like
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alright
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what was I even talking about oh yeah but he was like hey guys look I can fucking lactate and he squeezed his nipple one time and then just like some pussy zit stuff just came out of the side you know like when you squeeze out like a blackhead on your nose he just came out the side of his nipple it's like look goes i'm fucking lactating god that guy was funny and you always tell people they're doing shit wrong like if you were doing anything you know when you're watching somebody kind of fumble something like if you would watch you would watch somebody fumble through something just like wow！ wow dude you're not fucking doing it right and then you show you how to do it
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guy was hilarious he had a dog he had a Pitbull named annihilator and he would just sit there and he was addicted to this video game called world of warcraft or not world of warcraft what's the other one
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runescape he was super addicted to runescape and so he would come over like we would all hang out you knows before before we had drivers licenses and our parents would have to drop us off we'd go to one of our houses and then Jordan would just sit there the whole time playing fucking runescape i'd be like Jordan you come and wanna go outside and play football or something like Dude i'm on a fucking quest Bro and then five minutes later， he'd have some chick squeezing， a nerf ball upper vagina or something but the one time he's sitting there at his computer so he got a Nile later this fucking pit bull and then you just hear you just hear the dog puke in and then Jordan sittin on his computer's like he better fuckin eat that
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that's how we talk to but yeah it's big enough men lactating have you ever tried to have somebody explained to you what the difference between gender and sex is I don't think there's ever been a conversation I wanted to get out quicker than when somebody's trying to explain to me with a difference between gender and sexes because the most hilarious part is they think they're understanding this like out there' just like very progressive super biological argument that just like the average mind can't conceive they think oh these average people are too stupid to understand if there's a difference between sex and gender why because somebody printed it in a bullshit textbook like it dude if it's i'm not even gonna go there i'm not even gonna go there because it's so simple and so beneath my like common sense um
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with somebody's trying to explain the difference between sex and gender they're like oh well you're I don't even know which one they' say is which but uh there there's men and women dude and if you look so if if there is a so if there's a guy that thinks he's a chick right and if you miss gender this person then this dudes then this person that's pretending to be the woman starts puffing his chest out wants to fight you right that's a pretty broly thing to do and then if you're uh uh opposite right if you're a sheihi so then if you're a woman that's pretending to be a man and then you' say no you're a woman she'll start crying which is a very chick thing to do so yeah dude fucking the fucking they thems Bro whatever somebody has a they them in their in their， in their Bio those are 90 percent of the people that hate me that find me that just say like your mother should have swallowed you and all that kind of shit you know like the loving left
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they're always they' thems and this is what I wish I think we need to bring back covid lockdowns so that they thems and all these people just stay home remember how awesome it was also it seemed like the average population just got thinner healthier more attractive nicer kinder crime kind of went down a little bit all these people would just stay home so。 if we bring back， the lockdowns right if we say oh we should do a conspiracy where we say oh， covets back and full effect so then all the lunatics they'll just stay home then the rest of us can get back to not having a bunch of traffic and not having to look at a bunch of fat chocolateites cause they're all gonna be at home after they' get their free donuts to go get their sixth booster the rest of us can just go about life remember how nice light I loved quarantine dude I absolutely loved quarantine I hate what it did to some of my friends that caused a lot of mental problems and a lot of my friends but uh for me at the time because I was dealing with something else also， and it's like okay I get this time off from work I get to get healthy again' i'm still getting paid
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I go ride my motorcycle and there's nobody out on the streets I go anywhere I mean it'd be stupid when I have to when I I went where I went into a apple bees at one point in this fucking nerd we sit down at the table take our mask self he's like oh I need you to move to a different table so we move tables like five feet away and the guy comes up like sir you need to wear a mask and i'm like Bro i'm just moving table he was like yes when you're not at a table you' need to be wearing a mask and that was kind of the moment that I was done with Washington I was done with a lot of things at that point but that's when I knew I was done with Washington and i'm going to move to fucking Texas well， I Don't know if that's what actually thought in that moment but twenty twenty is always hindsight and in my little deutsche brain that's how I remember yeah， Washington was crazy during covid Bro I remember what I came down to Austin to visit in the summer of twenty twenty one when I broke my ribs， I got t bone by transition to go Kart but I came down to Austin for a week and it was crazy cause that week I like
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I didn't meet Joe Rogan also， Joe Rogens like a couple feed from me I met Tony Hinch cliff I met Danny brown I was meeting like all a bunch of the comics like I wanted to be a stand up comedian at the time and so I was like kind of just really engulfed in that scene and this was before like the mass influx came in right this was at the point where like if i'd watch kiltoni I would basically know all the people that go on the show like all the contestants or whatever you want to call them because it was。 such a like smaller thing you know what I mean now it's like everybody's moved out to Austin and uh I can't really be around Conno i've talked about this before but I can't just i'm so into like the self improvement shit working on myself and trying to like get to a certain place in life that being around comics is just
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it's rough it's a different it's a different thing and
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yeah I don't know
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oh， yeah Austin I just remember like after being shut down for like two years in Washington just coming down to Austin and everything was just wide open people are zipping around on bird scooters in the middle of middle of the street thinking they're gonna get run over the weather was hot there's just hot girls everywhere I think that was the golden era of Austin it's done now cause anytime I go there now it's kind of like a it's too much the fucking the defund of the police crowd has moved it the people that move somewhere within their way to progressive shit they destroy somewhere then they bitch but how they can't afford it blame a billionaire and then they go move somewhere else and they do the same shit where they came from that's happened to Austin at' this point but I do miss it I do do do miss it i'm not gonna lie um I just really think in twenty twenty three right now at this。
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point in time to be a progressive k to be aligned with the current Democratic Party like with the Biden Harris administration you either have to be wealthy enough to be hidden and shrouded from reality， or you just have to be stupid enough to not recognize reality
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either way you're not seeing it it can be right in front of your face but you' might not trust it because it's not coming from a quote source and one of those people oh， do you have a source for that cause you Don't believe your own eyes or you're just rich enough to where you're just remove from the average person's struggles and you' Don't care you' know that's like a lot of these Hollywood people where oh， we hate
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we hate
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the party that freed the slave so much they're all racists uh so we Don't care if eggs are gonna be nine dollars， a carton because we're making millions for pretending to be other people
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you know what i'm saying
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and then you get people that are just fucking it doesn't matter like I commented on a video yesterday it was a bunch of laundry detergent chained up in a store because people are doing all these lootings you know， just stealing a bunch of shit then I said the caption said what city is this， and I said somewhere with lots of pride and blm flags and strict gun laws and then there are just hundreds of comments on my comment about like oh， you fucking Mega terror like？ I didn't even say anything about Trump right
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I didn't say
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anything about Trump I was like oh， you fucking Mega terrorist you trade her like oh do you have a source do you have a source for this？ do you have a source for that？ your mother should have swallowed you oh， you are you know just saying all this like horrendous ships that were so worked up about this comment which' i'm there like you realize this one guy he said you realize everybody hates you people right and that's the one comment I responded I said back well， well that's what hateful groups of people do that's what you neolibs do you are hateful people so if you hate the Trump people， that's to be expected like you know an alligator's gonna bite you're a hateful spiteful person so you're gonna hate people without understanding why it's just a very natural thing dude but yeah，
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very very natural i've been trying to gain weight because I lost a bunch of weight trying to get I cut out eating bread i've talked about that before I keep having I feel like my bread saga my bread saga something that just keeps going on with this show where i'm on the bread off the bread and i've been eating a bunch of bread again but it's really fucking with my digestion and it's really pissing me off because。 i've been losing so much weight， but it's having a conversation with my friend Joe the other night and he was talking about losing weight and how we can see his dick again right
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and
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I was on my way so when you get fat does your dick get does your dick get any of the fat？ he said no the fat are you get the smaller your dick gets and that's when I realize that's why I can't gain anyway， because I have no dick left to lose
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