>>KRAFT FOODS WILL BE MAKING VENTILATORS TO FIGHT COVID 19 ..UNFORTUNATELY WHEN YOU BREATH IN, IT COATS YOU LUNGS WITH MAYONNAISE

>>THE NEW M191 SURGICAL MASK WILL BE MADE BY STARKIST, THE ONLY DOWNFALL IS THE MASK WILL SMELL LIKE TUNA ...

>>GOVT SAYS IF YOU ARE HUNGRY, COUGH A LITTLE MAYO SPUTUM ONTO A PIECE OF RYE BREAD, WET THE NEW M191 MASK AND LAY IT ON THE BREAD, AND WALLAH, JOE BIDEN SAYS YOUR NOT STARVING ANYMORE.....!!