Whether he is brooding around as Batman, calculating how to destroy humanity in Vice, or staring at himself in the mirror in American Psycho, Christian Bale is going to give you a solid if not spectacular performance. The BVK crew picks CB's most memorable performances and hires (without pay, of course) Scotch Beck to judge their choices. Along the way they learn about Homecoming fails, a possible new verse to the worldwide hit, "Take a Look at my Tramp Stamp", and the reasons you should never play 3-card-monty.